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Day:3011 What The WOOF! - Nikki

Dear God what is happening???? I jumped in the truck for a ride to town  and it's now 3000+ days later. Where are they taking me??? And why???  They keep talking about being on vacation but it's more like the Spanish Inquisition. They have this high post with a hook at this place they call a campsite and for entertainment purposes they hook a cable up and snap my collar to it!! Held out like a criminal at the stockade. Then after saving them both from a pair of crazed squirrels by chasing them through the campground. Dad picked up a twig and chased me back to the trailer. Like a fool I thought Mom would save me but she is crazy as Dad. She put this electronic device around my neck that makes me tinkle with fright every time it buzzes. They both seemed so normal back home but once they get out of sight of others they're like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. I sincerely believe they have both have gone mad and I will never see my home again. I would tinkle on tree to mark it for someone to come and find me but in their sick state of minds they have brought me to a barren wasteland, a place without a tree in sight..... SIGH!... pray for me, Nikki

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